Cool cat

Friday always used to be cat-blogging day.  But I notice that any day is fair game for dedicated cat people.  Some of them are up-front and include the three letter word in their blog title.  Others wait until you are nicely hooked on their clever writing and then casually slip in a photo of their self-satisfied moggie.

I haven't touched on the topic of my feline phobia for a while, but here's a picture someone just sent me for my Dead Cat Collection.

It needed a better caption:

Maybe,  'How to enjoy having a cat permanently hanging around your fridge door, without running the risk of stepping on it.'

Any other suggestions?

Have a good Friday.

Comments

[hazelblackberry]

That is too marvellous for words (except these ones).

[Tjilpi]

Didn't the Egyptians regard cats as Gods?

I'd step very very carefully if I were you....

[Val]

Oh poor puss! For me the photo is a bit of black humor, which I enjoy. I can understand cat phobia, my mother is a good example. For years I just assumed that I was the same until we adopted one of a litter rescued from drowning, and then I was hooked.

[Tabor]

"Always keep your leftover salmon covered tightly."

[Account Deleted]

I see you have not posted for more than a week.

Has the cat got your tongue?

[Sue]

Even if it's meant to be a joke, I think this picture is very unpleasant, and offensive to all real cat lovers.

[Account Deleted]

See. You'veproved it. As your banner says. You don't like REAL cats, and possibly not REAL cat lovers. I'm a fan of ARTIFICIAL cat lovers. How is our metal friend getting on?

I discovered recently that someone has a cat trap. This cat hater hates cats as cats keep attacking their cage full of exquisite birds. The cat walks into the trap and triggers a lever which keeps the cat caged.

The cat hater then puts the cat and cage into a Wheelie Bin full of water.

Compared to that, you're an innocent. Bless you for reezing fake moggies only.

Or do you own a cat trap and wheelie bin as well?